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**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha

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(702): **** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha http://tfl.nu/p7u5

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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(504): i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person. http://tfl.nu/uzlk

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water

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(508): you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water http://tfl.nu/opqy

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

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(403): I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now http://tfl.nu/plpv

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(912): View more from Georgia

Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.

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(912): Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here. http://tfl.nu/xdo1

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(312): View more from Illinois

I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.

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(312): I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy. http://tfl.nu/9mbp

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.

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(919): dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night. http://tfl.nu/52we

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This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"

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(479): This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!" http://tfl.nu/9tko

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts

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(314): I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts http://tfl.nu/krja

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(989): View more from Michigan

I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog

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They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.

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(989): I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog (989): They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries. http://tfl.nu/meap

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think they're German

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Just say lederhosen and see what happens

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(513): I think they're German (203): Just say lederhosen and see what happens http://tfl.nu/u5tp

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(613): View more from Ontario

It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'

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(613): It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed' http://tfl.nu/zbjr

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(515): View more from Iowa

Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.

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(515): Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind. http://tfl.nu/1wyd

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.

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(508): Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me. http://tfl.nu/wz8g

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it

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(780): Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it http://tfl.nu/2d0a

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