I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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