I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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