She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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