if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.