I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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