I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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