Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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