I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You were trust falling into bushes
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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