Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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