The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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