we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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