I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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