i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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