Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I want to fling myself into the sun
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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