he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver