Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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