he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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