1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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