Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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