my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind