the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.