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i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.

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(313): i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd. http://tfl.nu/67pd

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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined

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(301): I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined http://tfl.nu/iip9

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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.

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(978): and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic. http://tfl.nu/tsdy

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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight

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(408): i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight http://tfl.nu/uzvu

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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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(508): My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life. http://tfl.nu/p0ex

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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?

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(713): Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order? http://tfl.nu/nfxj

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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.

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(703): Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night. http://tfl.nu/f2qw

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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.

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In a moving vehicle and other people in the car

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(949): I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket. (949): In a moving vehicle and other people in the car http://tfl.nu/58wf

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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.

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(407): Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore. http://tfl.nu/4mr1

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(317): View more from Indiana

We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward

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(317): We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward http://tfl.nu/ufug

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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.

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(707): I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist. http://tfl.nu/o2an

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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there

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(925): You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there http://tfl.nu/g2al

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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage

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(440): I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage http://tfl.nu/m9gb

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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it

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(250): the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it http://tfl.nu/lvi5

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I just told a bottle to be chill

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and meant it

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(604): I just told a bottle to be chill (604): and meant it http://tfl.nu/uxaa

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