I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know what to do about my nipple.