Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage