I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon