Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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