I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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