He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.