Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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