Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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