I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.