if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.