forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
did i walk over a car last night?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex