im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?