You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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