thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
