You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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