But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
