Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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