I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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