so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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