We're facebook friends in real life
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I need a burrito and a hug.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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