Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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