it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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