We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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