This girl is more easily done than said...
honey bunches of taint.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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