3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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