We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I think my moral compass just broke
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