I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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