just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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