Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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