yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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