she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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