just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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