And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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