David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We need to rekindle our bromance
the day after is always just damage control
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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