i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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