Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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