also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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