guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude i'm inner monologue high
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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