brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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