you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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